Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.
Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?
Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!
by anonymous June 1, 2022
Get the Shawnemug. A Shawn is HANDS DOWN the sweetest creature in existence. Just looking into his eyes takes your breath away. His smile cures all pain and fixes every ill you have. There is no man on this earth like him. Shawn's are very tall, (almost like a tree you want to climb!), extremely considerate and thoughtful, you will never have enough of a Shawn.
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
You will find yourself with ants in your pants to speak with him and when he finally comes down from castle in his famous sleepy hair to greet you, you will find yourself without words. 🥺
I lo...😍😍😍😍😍😍 *faints*!
Girl 1: I was sooooo paranoid to speak to Shawn for so long due to his intense intelligence. I was sure he was the stealthiest cop imaginable. Or some sort of UN representative.. I'm also fairly sure hes married..I mean how could he not be taken!??? 🥴🥺🥺🥺
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
He could have ANY JOB! ANY WOMAN!! PURE TALENT!!!
And those ULTIMATE blue-green JIZZ EYES!!!! 😍😍😍
Girl 2: Wtf DUDE?! Why would such a sexy cop even talk to you, you are not special! You're also a pure nutcase!
Girl 1: I know, I thought I was being taken by the CIA. :3 😵 💫😍 Literally he knows what I'm THINKING!
Girl 1: Oh God, I could just die now, he looked this way!!!!!!!! 😭 🥴
by Sexy$secure March 8, 2022
Get the Shawnmug. Shawn jones are rare to come by, they should be bowed down to whenever seen, they are the good of being cool other than that, they are very sexy
by Anonymous Coat July 22, 2021
Get the Shawn Jonesmug. Founded by Guyskins, origins only known by the founded fathers. Virtually replaced the word 'lowe' this new phrase can be used to express anger and disappointment.
by thexy69420 March 4, 2021
Get the Shawn lowemug. “Shawn Skinner” is the act of smacking back 10 beers before eating the Holy Ghost out of a girls ass
John- hey dan did u do a Shawn Skinner last night
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
by Dawgpoo February 7, 2019
Get the Shawn Skinnermug. by mitsuumochii September 28, 2025
Get the shawnmug. shawn whiton (known as creamy drinks on youtube) is an animator/artist that is currently 14 years old. shawn whiton is a male and was born febuary 25 2005.
personal life
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he had a mom that passed away at young age and now has a stepmom he lives with. he currently has a boyfriend named zack. he lives in the united states and has a small amount of family he knows of
his favorite things
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his favorite things are faygo, hoodies, animating, playing some video games, pizza rolls
personal life
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he had a mom that passed away at young age and now has a stepmom he lives with. he currently has a boyfriend named zack. he lives in the united states and has a small amount of family he knows of
his favorite things
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his favorite things are faygo, hoodies, animating, playing some video games, pizza rolls
by sammy gardine March 11, 2019
Get the shawn whitonmug.