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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
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Shafted

The act of receiving negative consequences beyond comprehension. This word originates from a middle school in New Britain, Connecticut, where a young man created an alternative word to getting in trouble. He started this in 1973 and it hasn't lingered around for many years. It is time that this word started to come back to the public. Shafting means when you get in a lot of trouble.
1) "You killed your dog! You are going to get shafted!"
2) "Thanks to you we are going to get shafted by the principle!"
3) "Because you broke that vase, you are going to get in big trouble which means you're getting SHAFTED"
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Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
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Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
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Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.
The scumbag got shafted.
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honey shaft

I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft
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shaft quality

boner producing
by Ziutyr January 27, 2015
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