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Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.
Sam is such a cunt.
by BigusDickus July 19, 2017
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Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.
Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!
by sela_klein June 28, 2019
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Sam

A geezer who fucks his 12 year old girlfriend on the daily even though he is 17
Clive- Oi Sam wanna play ten pin bowling
Sam- Nah I'm busy. My girlfriend who is 12 is coming over for some slurp time
Clive- That's borderline pedophilia, are you a pedophile

Sam- Nah although I'm looking at the age of 11 next
by Cooneyes May 20, 2019
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Sam

she is a strong mom with lots of love in her hart. She is always there to hear your story and give you advice. She will help everyone because she knows how it feels to hurt. She is a independent, confident and awesome women.
Don't forget Sam is beautiful as well.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 27, 2019
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Sam

the girl/girls who you cheat on your girlfriend with, get away with it, and then go back for more whenever you want.
wow, that guys got a girlfriend but he's fuckin' some girl named Sam too :)
by the cowboy casanova January 25, 2010
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Sam

A big forehead person that claims he is a man, but acts like a little boy. His forehead is so big he looks like megamind.
by the official deal March 15, 2017
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Sam

A asshat who is a dick showoff to everybody
Person 1: Hey can you help me move this
Sam: You already know that my big as guns can move anything pussy
by True meme lord May 6, 2018
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