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I hate Sam.
Sam by fdasfwaefaw December 29, 2017
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Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.
Sam by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!
Sam by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018
Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him
Sam by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018
Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)
Sam is a sam
Sam by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018
Cruuuusty face boy
Sam has a very crusty faaace
Sam by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018