samula

a power word that can be utilised in multiple occasions for multiple purposes. one of which is to counter attack any valid point an inbred troglodyte may have against you. other occasions where samula can be put into play are when you are in a severe state of weakness or a potentially life threatening situation. chanting each letter summons an army of colon gremlins from the very depths of satans colon. said gremlins wil unleash their wrath and cause an absolute unstoppable shit storm ( pun intended ) on the attacker which will leave their anus stretched and creamed

example 1:

timothy: 12 ÷ 2 IS 6. S I X ! !
Sharon: no it isn't
Timothy: YES IT IS

Sharon: samula
Timothy: *visible defeat and frustration*

by ClapithanozCrizpoz October 10, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a great person, They can be mean and tough sometimes but they just do it in a spur of the moment, usually good looking and funny they also are special and if you aren't friends with one you need to be NOW!!!

Hey that kid Samuel is cute...

by KingViews February 7, 2020

Samuel

Someone who will tell you things as they are. He wouldn't hide anything from you. He'll give you all the protection you need. Great at being Cuddly and Fluffy. He'll need you just as much as you need him. Make every moment count and make sure to give him headpats every Samuel likes those ;3

Samuel is also an amazing boyfriend who'll never do you dirty. Anyone who's gotta Samuel should be extremely lucky. Don't mess with him or he'll tell you EXACTLY what you are.

Oh Samuel you cutie

Samuel you special lil charm uwu

by TotallyNotDeathWolf April 1, 2021

Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

the goofy samurai

His name is Toshiro Mifune, get it right. He is also one of my favorite actors.

Did you see Toshiro Mifune slice up 20 people in Sanjuro? That was sick.

by blue_nova* June 25, 2004

chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).

When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai

by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004

Samual

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of Samual?

tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?

tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.

tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by ~Coocher~ October 12, 2013