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Susana

Freakiest girl you’ll ever meet. True definition of a ride or die. Her attitude is terrible but her heart is gold. She probably loves to fight and wants nothing but money from men. True definition of a hot girl.
Susana’s is a hot girl.
by Baddie1025 February 4, 2020
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susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.
Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"
by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009
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Susan

“Girl, why you actin like such a Susan
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Susan

Susan's are very nice people and they can be very clever not to mention hot people.
Susan is so hot!
by Pandora1209 May 23, 2017
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Susan

A girl who is kind, smart, tall, and doesn’t always feel like she is good enough, but always encourages her friends. She loves spots and is good at most. She is friends with all the boys, even the ones she hates, and even though they act like she’s sooooo annoying, they like her. She is kind to people she doesn’t like, and if she likes you she will spend a lot of time around you. If you do get close to her, stay with her!! She can be a very good friend and help you through the roughest times. She doesn’t like “girly” things and loves to read. She has many talents that most people are unaware of. She can hold a grudge for years until you make up with her, but she won’t show it. She loves school and animals. She doesn’t always like herself, but always encourage her. Never say “nice try” to her, or call her anything she doesn’t want to be called. For such a cool and chill person, she can get cut throat. If you disagree with her she can go on for hours about how she’s right with a ton of info about it. If she is wrong though, she will recognize that your right and then research it! If she doesn’t make a team or get into something, she will work for a really long time on it to get better. Once she wants something she will work as hard as she can to get it and there is no stopping her!!
Did you see the basketball game last night?
Yeah! Susan did so well!
by Bookjelly November 22, 2019
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Susan

The real deal. Beautiful, educated, highly intelligent, creative, conversational, funny, spiritual, cultured, reasonable. Susans are willing to put in the self work and reflection to reach real epiphanies. She's a gift, marry her. You will be gifted with true love for your life. You will wake up thanking God for her and another day with her. And when you die you will be with her in eternity. You can partner with a Susan on work endeavors and, travel adventures and pray with her too. Two leaders can change the world. Susan's are rich in many ways. Susan's are classy and beautiful, smart, cute, pretty. Susan may be a lead character, love interest, but may be passed over to give others a chance. Susan's can be walked on, dismissed, mistreated, left to be independent.Be the one that builds, teach her what she's missed, lift and love her. Susan is the Biblical equivalent of a great love story, devote student, servant, loyal lover and best friend, magficent mother, empath. Meet Susan midlife and maturity ripe be fruitful. This may come with complications or require life changes. Rest assured you'd work it all out with dignity love and respect for all. Have the full life experience with her. She's moral but not to a fault, vulnerable, sensitive, easily taught, corrected, humble, given the right opportunity to express it. Susan is a treasure, hold on to her.
Susan always has a classy outfit to match her classy personality.

Man, I could talk to Susan for hours.
Man, I am head over heels in love with Susan. I want to make love to her body and mind, get married, have cute little babies, and never worry about my love department.

Susan is my muse, my lover, my best friend, my girlfriend, fiancee, my wife - I thank God for her in my life.

I have to let Susan know I love her, I don't want to waste another minute of her wondering if I feel the same way I know she does about me.
Susan is not for everyone, that's OK, she's not supposed to be, because she's perfect for me.
by dontmissthegift April 22, 2021
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Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.
I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.
by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009
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