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when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

National suck gabbbe' s dick day

Apr 13 any girl can suck gabbbes dick

Oh, it's April 13, I better suck gabbbes dick today because it's National suck gabbbe' s dick day

by Yung_love13 May 26, 2018

suck dick

An unpleasant or negative experience that one can do or go through, describing that something can be awful as giving a man fellatio.

That’s suck dick !
“How was da? ” Its sucked dick, everything went wrong.

I got a C- on my math test , that’s sucks dick.

by 5824284Sf February 16, 2022

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a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.

"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"

by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013