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Stranger danger

Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.
Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Reverse stranger

Sitting on your own dick until it goes numb, then masturbating to simulate jerking off a complete stranger.
I just love pleasuring another man, but when I can’t find one, I employ the reverse stranger on myself instead.
by DangerStranger February 27, 2021
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brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.
"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."
by tgnlol December 14, 2014
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bye stranger

When you receive, or send, a message to someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity.

This is the same as hey stranger but used in a sassy way. This sometimes means the other person wants something very much with you. It can be used in the middle of the conversation when to play with someone meaning something but not saying it.
Person 1: I think you would really like that - huh?
Person 2: bye stranger
by itreallymatters September 8, 2023
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Stranger Things

THE BEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE

parallel universe, psychotic powers, deadly monsters, possessed people, love, friendship, kids, and a cool guy with a bat.

if you haven’t watched stranger things… what in the hecking heck is wrong with you. honestly. watch it. right now. NOW!
me: who’s your favorite character in Stranger Things?

then: i haven’t seen it.
me: we are no longer friends. first i want you to watch it, then i want you to write a 5 page apology to me.
by strangerthingsss July 29, 2021
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long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024
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stranger things

overrated generic netflix show that contains the most cancerous fanbase to date.
person 1 (talking to person 3): dude there's a lot of people that are talking about the new stranger things season.

person 2: "cHRiSsY wAKe uUUHP"

doods do u like my hellfire club shirt??!1!1?!1

*does the rock horns and sticks tongue out*

person 3: well I was gonna watch it, but now I'll probably just go home and suck off a 12 gauge
by doctor cockknob September 13, 2022
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