steam trumpet

Is when you have projectile diarrhea out in the woods. The noise from your ass wards away potential predators but attracts fierce horse flys.

Oh I pray my steam trumpet keeps away the bears!

by Kodiakbear1313 December 14, 2013

Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.

Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.

by Cigoler February 15, 2022

Beaver steam

Vaginal moisture.

That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.

by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Steam whistle

When 2 or more people ejaculate in another's mouth at the same time causing said ejaculate to pour out of their nose (like a steam whistle)

He had 3 guys give him the steam whistle, took it like a champ hot carl angry pirate roman helmet donkey punch jelly donut

by 114sux November 29, 2015

Steam Punch

After performing a Cleveland Steamer one must punch the recipient in the chest.

Joe is a freak, I heard he was Steam Punching Canadian chicks left and right.

by Lord Stryker December 31, 2008

Steam Plane

A Steam plane is when a group of LAD's get so drunk (steamed) that they board the 'Steam Plane'.

The most steamed person flies the steam planes and gets to choose the to the next pub

LAD1: "Mate are going to steam tonight?"
LAD2: "Yes, I going to get so drunk I think I'm going to board the steam plane!"
LAD1: "You talk a big game boss"

Im so drunk I think I'm aboard the Steam Plane!

"All aboard the steam plane"

by phillipo1 March 30, 2013