Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.

Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.

by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024

#8 Regret

A song that plays during every Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion level that includes an 8 ball. It makes my cry whenever I hear it. :(((((((((

DEDF1SH: *5 BANGS*
amy wamy (me) :((

this is a #8 regret *wink*

by aimsssss April 21, 2024

fanfic regret

when you read a fanfic that has weird stuff
also applies to writing fanfic

reader: "what did I just read... many different people were transformed by some weird stuff then raped"
writer: "I have no idea what's possessing me to write this but I'm doing it anyways"
both: "I have major fanfic regret"

by retnuH0711 March 10, 2026

fanfic regret

when you read it write a fanfic with very weird stuff in it

reader: "...seriously? transformed into a statue (mad roaed by many people for months), another person was turned into a 'humcow' and milked(what does that even mean), one was turned light, airy, and curvy, AND was gangbanged... I have major fanfic regret"

writer: "I have no idea what's possessing me to write this and I have major fanfic regret"
(yes the reader one was based off a personal experience I hate morbid curiosity)

by retnuH0711 March 10, 2026

.9.Reverty, revErty, revertY.9.

.9.Reverty, revErty, revertY.9.

.9.Reverty, revErty, revertY.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 5, 2025

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty January 1, 2009

The Papa's Regret

The all-encompassing feeling of illness after eating too much Papa John's pizza (or equivalent fast food pizza). It is usually followed by periods of introspection, tears of regret, and re-evaluation of one's life choices.

Antonym of Papa Bless.

"My dude, I have The Papa's Regret."
"Well no wonder you have The Papa's Regret, you pigged out on an entire large pizza.

by chimneyswift October 20, 2017