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Reddit goals

Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss

Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success
Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success

Katy: Amazing! (High five)
by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018
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Reddit

on this shitty ass 50% american site, there are lots of people (well, obviously, duh) but there are only two main types of people.

1 the basement dwellers

those fuckers who don't have a social life and still live with their parents at 47 years old and the only things they do all they are wasting oxygen and post dumb shit on reddit. the only things they ever achieved in life are the reddit achievements.
These people are the most unpleasant people you will meet on this site. They love to spend 24/7 writing 464363 letters long messages to express their stupid and idiotic opinion absolutely no one asked for .

2. The people trolling
These people are actually the only ones i can stand on that hellhole called Reddit. Their posts are so dumb it's actually hilarious. I wish I had their sense of humor. But even though the reddit trolls might be funny, no one beats the yahoo answers trolls (i miss that website so fucking much)
basement dweller: you're literally so ignorant and wrong because... *writes so long message that I'll end up finishing reading it in 2079*

me: i hate reddit

troll: AITA for blowing my shit while lookin' at my girlfriend's grandma's Facebook profile?

me: nvm i love reddit
by Hi i guess ..... September 11, 2024
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Reddit

A popular website full of porn, gore, and pedophiles who live with their mothers and are morbidly obese.
Hey, do you use Reddit?

I'm outside, of course not!
by lappo August 15, 2022
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Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these
redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout
by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025
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reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends
A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.
by guest75462 February 27, 2024
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Reddit

The only social media site in the world where you'll meet female 26 year old virgins drier than the Sahara desert claiming to be adults while having the emotional maturity of a 9 year old. The only company on the planet that claims free speech yet it's content policy is written by Adolf Hitler himself. The Faggot cousin of Facebook. The only company in the world that hires 9 year old data scientists to moderate a site where even neo nazis look like angels compared to Reddit. If Hitler would've won world war II Reddit is how society would look like. If you ever plan on joining Reddit please stick your finger in a live socket, cover yourself in leeches, and eat bleach for breakfast because you'll at least get your money's worth.
Hey are you a Redditor? Fuck no why would I ever go to a site that kills your IQ in less than an hour.
by RealDealJesus October 8, 2021
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Reddited

Retarded, it literally just means retarded, the jannies don't like it when we say retarded so we say reddited.
user1: Wow that's retarded
↪ Janny1984: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IT'S OFFENSIVE! BANNED!
TotallyNotUser1: Wow that's reddited
by 0n March 9, 2023
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