the reason

the reason

The reason why I went to the toilet is because I needed to PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NameRandom56789 August 23, 2021

Dirty Réana

Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.

"Damn,you really did a dirty réana? How did you not get third degree burns and choke on the m&ms?"

by Stix_y November 24, 2021

The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023

Same reason

That is a Goddamn lie.

Hym "The same reason? See? I was correct. They can smell the fat cocks and are selecting on the basis. Yeah, it's over. I'm just going to kill a kid and myself. Do yourselves a favor and kill as many as you can before you die."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

The reason

No the REASON I have adhd is that I have adhd.

Hym "The REASON... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... Is that I am a genius. YOU seem to not understand that the purpose of Andrew Tate... Is to demonstrate how trivial it is for me to make 100 million dollars and be better than Joe Rogan... But I will forgive you because THE REASON you've changed your tune on the INCEST CULT... Is that you were taken to prison without charge and molested into compliance in my stead... So, there's that..."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024