B-Rate Entertainment

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When you are single and your best friend is married with 3 kids

You go on Tinder and have a text message conversation with a single man who has full custody of his 2 yr old.

You ask why.

He says the baby mamma beat the baby up when he was at work.

He called the police, placed a report and now he has full custody.

He is looking for dates on Tinder as a single dad.

You take a screen shot of the messed up conversation with your Tinder match and send it to you best friend.

You tell her it is B-Rate Entertainment from your single girl friend.

You hope she gets a laugh and a sigh of relief from it because she has a beautiful
family.

by Billy-Soo January 25, 2020

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Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022

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EMPA rating

Da level of disturbing "wallop" dat a momentary generated-radiation field produces.

One should tailor da use and intensity of electronic shockwave transmissions based on their EMPA rating --- what might be necessary for stopping mature and robust-natured adults from committing hostile actions would not be safe or appropriate for delicate-natured children or frail/infirm elderly folks.

by QuacksO August 13, 2023

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Ratings

Wow! That is fucking hilarious!

Hym "The season 3 ratings are higher than all previous seasons. You see that right? It's flooded with 'me' references and it's the highest rated season. That's how you guarantee a subsequent season. Just make as many 'me' references as possible. Jesus.... I'm a literal entertainment golden goose. My intellect and humor are peerless! Do you know what show I'm talking about? Did you get the reference? Do you like that show? Well, you're welcome. I literally made it better.

by Hym Iam July 16, 2022

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