Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Coffee

Anal sex first thing in the morning

Bro 1: Bro, How was your date with Emily?
Bro 2: Great! She stayed over and I got to wake up to some of that solid Puerto Rican Coffee

Bro 1: Damn ... nothing like waking up to anal

by An@lQueeeens May 21, 2018

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

rican thunder

A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl

"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me

by Mininuggetswithsauce September 18, 2017

Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.

Tim has a secret Puerto Rican

by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017