Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Costa Rican Slide Whistle

When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.

This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.

by DonkeyPuncher911 November 20, 2024

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

Puerto Rican A-Frame

When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.

He never bends his knees when he goes to pick things up. He does the Puerto Rican A-Frame!!

by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024

Amer-rican

A person of Puerto Rican and American caucasion or white heritage. A person who may have been the offspring of a Puerto Rican father, and a white mother, or the offspring of a white father and a Puerto Rican mother. Either way - a person born with either the best of both worlds, or the worst of both worlds or a combination of both. A person who is constantly asked if he/she can make Puerto Rican food. A person who is always asked for I.D. at any opportunity, usually because the asker is curious as to the person's race or ethnicity. A person who pretends to know spanish when spoken to by a spanish speaking person, as says, "Si" because that is all the person knows.

When Robert found out that his Aunt Amy was Amer-rican, he immediately asked her if she could make Arroz con Pollo.

by screamingstar February 18, 2021

puto rican

Puto rican a Puerto Rican that brags about being the hardest worker on site. Typically has a shit don’t stink attitude. Extremely entitled. Puto ricans will pretend to work infront of bosses. Puto ricans pretend to fit in with Mexicans but are often hated more than white people. Puto ricans are extremely lazy and expect everyone else to carry the work load. Puto ricans can be found at the end of the bosses dick . You may often find one in the break room or other locations with chairs.

Worker 1 I think the new guy is puto rican . Worker 2 he’s always sitting in the brake room

by DaddieFafo January 24, 2024

Rican

Short for Puerto Rican.. people who think they are hot shit. Mean while aren't even a country. And and mad that Puerto Rico belongs to the US not Puerto Ricans. Ever hear of the Puerto Rican army? No

I'm so proud to be Rican even tho we aren't a real country.

by Domican January 15, 2018