A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy January 21, 2006
The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
by heck_rw August 02, 2018
The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 01, 2020
by ChickenJuiceJayMan January 22, 2018
An itchy, red, patchy rash that occurs on your genitalia/ or mouth. Usually appears after making a regrettable decision while influenced by alcohol. Sometimes referred to as the Roubideaux Rash.
Around a week after the night Austin didn’t come home from the bar, Jill became nervous about the itchy rosebud shaped rash starting to appear. After a quick visit to the clinic she soon realized Austin had brought home the Rosebud rash, and shared it with her.
by Funnyguyposd September 15, 2022
by Jake Ingersoll December 19, 2022
A red rash on the trunk of your penis caused by rough sex and the grinding of pubic hair on the shaft of your junk.
by Dicky thunder June 09, 2023