Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers

Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.

by Precision Land Leveling Sucks! August 7, 2021

Prelis

prelis is simply someone who is swagged to the maximum

person 1 : look at that total chad walking down the hallway.
person 2 : oh yea, its prelis.

by jackpopak August 24, 2021

Permission to Pool Shot

"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.

Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!

by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021

Poemist

Someone who writes poems

Isn’t that a poet well no it is a poemist a word I invented cuz I forgot the actual name:)

by I'm dumb :) October 2, 2021

presist

to persist something before you set it to persist.

presist the state of this setting

by kopfnick0815 October 14, 2021

prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.

dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.

by how did you find this November 22, 2021

Pretissha

A lady whose name represents her physical representation. A pretty lady with a warm-heart, who is always ready to help those in her circle.

A preacher of self-love and self-appreciation, a Pretissha is also always present to comfort people with her bubbly personality.

That girl reminds me of a Pretissha.

by fadjkfandlfla November 23, 2021