melly poops

melly poops is emo

melly poops was a fiesty emu

by imsocoolomgsjxidi October 28, 2021

Déjà-poops

When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.

Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops

by JonseyJ February 25, 2022

Nutt poops

The excretion of semen from a vagina after intercourse.

Yo bro, my girl and I are trying to get pregnant, she’s had maaad nutt poops lately.

by Nuttpoops September 30, 2022

cheese poops

a new way to call the snack cheese balls used by most zoomers

bro can I have some cheese poops aw thanks

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Bowser poops

A poop that feels spikey and hard much like the turtle shell that gets you in first place

Had a bad bowser poops yesterday thought it was kidney stones again

by Bowser August 11, 2023

Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

Human Pogostick

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.

Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.

by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024