Poet’s perfect wife

Poet’s perfect dream wife by definition is basically wholeheartedly very easily the TikToker Alrightvicky all of the things he looks for in the perfect wife based on the qualities he prefers are found in Vicky

Boy 1: so what do you think Poet’s perfect wife is?

Boy 2: one it’s Alrightvicky right? He be talking bout her all the time like a simp

by Demonic Po3t July 14, 2022

Poes

Usually your significant other, "a poes" is what they being when they cannot listen to reason and don't want to pull themselves together

My girlfriend rolls her eyes every time I ask her to do something. She is being a poes.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Poes

A very rude South African word meaning "Vagina"

"Jou Ma Se poes" Basically meaning "Your mom's p*ssy"

by Carrrotdude12 August 31, 2022

poepselfie

aryan maak poepselfie

person 1: aryan maak nou eens goverdomme een poepselfie!!!!
aryan: nee ik vind het niet leuk om een foto te maken van mijn eigen uit uitwerpselen en daarom stell ik het ook al bijna een jaar uit >:(

by nurren September 15, 2022

Poetato

Wowie you called yourself POETATO your SOOO quirky!! You obviously call people "Lil 'bean, don't you?" And you say UwU as an actual respoce... Don't you? And you DO think your quirky... don't you?

"Uwu I'm such a POETATO uwu"

by Icanwritedefinitons October 16, 2022

Poesery

A place where poeses are made

Go back to the poesery you came from

by Nas_islost November 30, 2022

Petsie

A selfie that you take with your pet(s) in it. (Not a photo that someone else has taken of you with your pet(s)).

"My dog is looking so $%^#*)@ adorable right now that I need to take a petsie with her and share it on my Instagram and facebook timeline!"

by MrsNansense February 11, 2023