Wood Pigeon

When an event is supposed to be fun, entertaining, and generally awesome and it turns out to be dull and regrettable.

"Yea we were in the Ontario House to watch the Gold Medal hockey game but it turned out to be a wood pigeon."

by /grits/ March 6, 2010

Pigeon Water

Pigeon Water is the water that drips off of the roof of buildings when it's raining. It is basically a rinsing of the bird shit that is on the roof.

When I caught my cousin being a dumpsterdick, there was pigeon water falling on him.

by Julieelleneubanks December 17, 2008

Pigeon party

One multiple males are on a surface at least 5 feet high and ejaculate on a female (implying pigeons shitting on a car)

Hey bro Jessica's in town wanna have a pigeon party

by Tortoise fart March 29, 2015

war pigeons

A game mode in battlefield 1 in which one retreats to when the game mode conquest can not be played well due to some irrelevant cause such as tanks.

Cy@ Oh shit fucking tanks I'm going to play war pigeons

(Salty asf ) I'm going to play war pigeons

by Warpigeonlord11 November 12, 2016

pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.

Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!

by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018

Pigeon Bomb

Someone who is slight framed and thin who takes regular dumps of a massive girth. Often leading to clogged toilets and smelly homes.

We were getting ready to go to lunch and I had to take a piss. Unfortunately when I got into the bathroom Dan had pigeon bombed the bathroom. There wasn't even any water left, just a pound of bloody toilet paper and a turd the size of a football. I don't even know how he could have squeezed that thing out of his skinny ass body.

by The Web Ninja January 11, 2012

Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.

Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!

by Detmurds April 3, 2009