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Koala Pants

Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.
"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"
by VenIggs October 16, 2011
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Trump Pants

Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
by RBAK October 13, 2016
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Drunky Pants

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"
by NayFace May 5, 2010
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Chunky Pants

When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky
Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO
by FLYING PIPPY March 19, 2022
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Pants on the Ground

Wearing your pants way down low - and lookin' like a fool.

American Idol Contestant General Larry Platt, sings an original song - Pants on the Ground, Simon thinks it may be a hit. Looking like a fool' with your pants on the ground!

Platt was shot in the eye as a child, attacked by K-9 dogs and suffered beatings, calls himself a "general of the civil rights movement."
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool, walkin' to the town
With your pants on the ground!
by M.J.S.S. January 14, 2010
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Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped
Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.
by Sacktap June 24, 2006
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Pants Blasting

When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;

1) Having no stamina.

2) Strip club private dance encounters

3) Not having blown a load for a long time.

4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting
Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.

Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup

Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.

Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!

Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!
by N8URFACE August 20, 2010
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