Please be advised

A meaningless phrase that prefaces relevant information. It is basically unnecessary if not redundant, as one is engaged in the very act of “advising” when issuing a warning, imparting knowledge, or giving advice. “Please be advised” is used excessively by people in law enforcement and sometimes by those who became serious about life at a very late age, and now maintain blogs that purport to warn the public about what is largely one-sided, uninteresting crap.

Ryan: Officer Murphy, please be advised that our suspect is driving a Jeep.

Murphy: Ryan, the fact that you’re advising me is understood in the information you have just given to me. Saying “please be advised” is an unnecessary redundancy that pollutes our radio communication.

Ryan: Ten-four.

by Ned's Nutz April 23, 2010

Pleasurable Cry

A sound that is let either right before, during and or after having experienced a mind blowing orgasm.

Rosana let out a pleasurable cry after having experienced an orgasm that left her legs quivering.

by septmedoe July 6, 2008

T-9 Pleasuring

The act of acting out sex by sending text messages back and forth.

Yeah, me and Nancy were T-9 Pleasuring all night!

by Gbakos May 5, 2008

pleasure bag

a bag used during sex for the purpose of hiding the face of one's sexual partner. typically used for the purpose making an unattractive face bearable when the body is quite nice ( see wordbutterfaceword).

the title, pleasure bag, is used to justify the use of said tool on one's partner without being rude or cruel.

"Yes, I would gladly partake in sexual intercourse with that woman. But I would find the employment of a pleasure bag quite necessary"

by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

pledging

The act of trying to join a frat/soror. After rushing, the frat/soror may ask the rushee to pledge. The pledge must do whatever they are asked.

Sorority girl 1: Look at how cute our pledge is. She has to walk around campus wearing a bumblee costume and singing "Stars are blind."
Sorority girl 2: Yeah, we should make her eat dog food later. After pledging we don't even have to let her in.

by pledgee July 28, 2006

Pleasanton

A peaceful town with a growing population. Lived by middle to upper-class citizens, this rich area has mnay blue ribbon schools and financially sound companies. But there isnt much to do especially on rainy days.

Pleasanton is a nice town because it has a clean Wal-mart.

by Pleasantinean April 17, 2005