order disorder

The inability of a restaurant patron to place an order because they're overwhelmed by the choices.

I experience order disorder every time I see the menu at a BBQ joint because there are too many choices.

by Buzztex July 24, 2017

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.

Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

The Rizztraining Order

This refers to a person whose attempts at rizzing (flirting) are not successful to the point where they may face a temporary setback in their romantic pursuits, ranging from a few years to several decades.

Wes: Frank's rizz attempt was horrible!
Ethan: He might get The Rizztraining Order

by That African Man October 10, 2023

New World Order

The New World Order entails a set of initiatives to ensure the prosperity of mankind that will be implemented through an authoritarian way due to energy resource constraints and a general lack of technological advancement and/or problem-solving capabilities amongst the masses of the population in systems thinking.

Control of Hereditary Breeds of Humans : Behavior, cognition and utility are intertwined. Removing anti-social, or feelings of group-centric superiority and inducing docility.
Control of Economic Exchange : Credits are given as a concession or illusion of choice, for the prescribed amount of resources, in relation to the privileges earned.
Control of Movement : Locations are optimized for correct amount of labourers and managers.
Erasure of Arbitrary Delineative Boundaries and Universality of Law : Ease of control over all populations.
AI Supplemented Augmentation : Cognition, thought processes, genetics are enhanced or selected for civilizational development. Final aims involve immortality, invincibility and mind-transference, body-swapping and/or large-scale digital simulacrums of accelerated reality, mind-evolution, etc.

Wars (divide & conquer/regime change), population replacement (mass migration), IoB devices, epidemic contagions, famines and all population-control policies (indoctrination: diversity is good, being homo is good) will be employed, as well as macroeconomically-induced austerity.

The New World Order has begun. The preamble to the final tribulation of mankind is being undertaken; those with the finest of discernment of judgement, resilience in preparation, capacity for innovation will survive the oncoming dark era. The rest shall perish as nature intended.

by Head Geopolitical Strategist October 29, 2023

Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.

Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"

by itzhyper34 November 1, 2023

mcdonald order

can I get uhhhhhhh number 4 with extra large fries? can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh also get a large sprite? for the sauces can i get 3 ketchups, 2 ranches and big mac sauce, with some extra big mac sauce, and some more big mac sauce, and a little more big mac sauce? thanks

“mcdonald order”
-mcdonald order

by TheEndDragon December 19, 2023

order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.

Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?

by thepiesapples January 4, 2024