onanere

onanere is a norwegian word for masturbating very very hard.

I dag skal jeg onanere. (today i am gonna masturbate really hard)

by Peder June 1, 2006

teabag in the ocean

Lacking power and/or substance.

Used to describe a poor performance in sporting activities or daily life.

Also commonly used in fantasy football leagues as smack talk.

Man, did you see Mike miss that football by a mile? He's like a teabag in the ocean out there.

or

I'm sorry Mr. Mason, your last report from the press department was like a teabag in the ocean. Weak!

by James Strange November 24, 2007

Oceanport

The ghetto of the jersey shore. Everyone cool lives there and the GG owns the entire town

"Yo, if we go to Oceanport lets stop at Gooseneck point road were the Goseneck Gang Hangs out"

"No man there to BA for me"

by silkworth March 21, 2009

Ocean

Ocean or Oceans is when a woman with very large breast wears a push-up bra and a very revealing top that causes waves in the huge amounts of cleavage.

This usually can be seen while a woman is walking or climbing up stairs.

Man, that chick had oceans for days!

Hey! Check out the ocean coming our way! Tidle wave!

by RollaCoasta January 28, 2010

Oceanside

split:suburbia and gangs.
diversified.
slutty girls and dumbass guys.
either rich or poor.
expensive to live in.
boring ass hellhole.

what is there to do in oceanside but go to the beach and hang out at prep parties?

by scene_slut December 4, 2006

deep ocean, vast sea

Another phrase meaning for 'impossible' or 'annoying as hell', originating from World of Warcraft's quest with the same name.

Can be used in comparison to difficulty of another task that is seemingly impossible or highly undesirable.

I'd rather go do deep ocean, vast sea than go on another date with her.

by philz January 20, 2008

Oceanside

A Long Island town that was once a clean and popular destination, is now filled with Pot-smokers, Alcoholics and Extreme drug addicts. Studies showed that out of 10 kids, 8 are either high or drunk. The town is 26 and half miles outside Manhattan, NY.

I Live in Oceanside, you mean you smoke or drink every day of your life?

by HistoryRepeatsitself29 December 9, 2012