microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Grape Water

A group of around 45 people who cycle through crying, being horny and being gay. Only personality trait is that they’re all argumentative. They band together like a pride of lions, thinking they look strong and tough but really it’s quite pathetic.

“Ugh not Grape Water telling everyone how horny they all are again...”
“Do Grape Water coordinate their schedules so they’re all horny at the same time?”

by canyonmoonotb December 27, 2020

Holla Grape

Holla Grape is a synonym of the phrase "well done". It can be used in the same situations but it sounds better.

"Hey holla grape to that touchdown"

"How would you like your steak cooked?"
"Oh I'l have it holla grape, thanks"

by JarryHawkslip November 25, 2013

Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.

"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."

by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!

"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 11, 2021

Mud Grapes

Grapes that grow in soil, mainly in central Europe where the soil is fertile enough for grapes to prosper.

I'm going to the supermarket for mud grapes for my juicer.

by Turban_Pictionary May 3, 2017