A creature that barks at think air 9/10 thick as pigshit sniffs barks pisses and shits everywhere and they need to be punished with a good battering they usually last around 10 years or die at 1 due to rabies and sadly have no receipt so you cant put them back dogs are usually found aimlessly sniffing each others fucking rearend they usually bust all over your kids
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Overall they are disgusting filthy animals with no purpose except for the ones stated above
Sparky:*Pisses Shits and cums* everywhere
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
Tyrone:Stupid ass dog ima kill yo ass nigga
*Sparky Gets Butchered And Served For Dinner*
by BIGFATONIONBASTARD December 24, 2021

by ScoobyForever May 24, 2017

Jeff: Damn,Dil. Look at her dog!
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
Dilbert: Dude. That is one of the nicest dogs I have ever seen.
Girl: ugh perverts...
by Bigdogfanman February 21, 2011

by dudethatlikesfunnydefinitions June 21, 2014

by Thispersonoverhereomg September 13, 2012

A dog is a animal that has different breeds or types, yet all of the originate from wild dogs,AKA wolfs.
Guy 1-“I just got a new dog! It’s so cute and so small!” Guy 2/“Can I come over and see it?” Guy 1-“Of course!”
by DeWordMaster July 29, 2020

A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.
by the random. October 6, 2021
