vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

Vacation

82% of the time drunk.

Babe, we can't do that, it's dangerous and I'm on vacation.

by honest ashley April 19, 2018

Vacation Dart

A cigarette that you smoke on vacation.

Vacation darts don't count.

Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.

I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.

Mom: you smoke?

Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.

by EfKalisto13 August 6, 2025

vacation dick

Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.

"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally

by nateisyoung June 16, 2016

Vacation

period of time when you’re allowed to sleep in and relax but your body inevitably wakes you up at sunrise with the clear intention of mocking you.

dude it’s 6 am, we’re on vacation you need to get up!

by crying ginger November 24, 2020

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025