hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.

"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.

"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"

by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013

Nuke

Big Boom

Person 1: Man, you saw huge mushroom cloud?
Person 2: That be a nuke. And we about to die.
Person 1: oh... sweet.

by Just a smol Hat March 17, 2020

Cinco de mayo nuke

The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .

Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate

RIP Pedro

by MR.Mister April 25, 2013

nuke

Snorting Oxycontin.

I can`t wait until I get off work so I can get nuked!

by Turk420 July 4, 2016

Nuke

Brah we bout to get blown up by these Nukes around here

A nuke a huge girl u stay away from at any cost

by The motivation August 26, 2010

nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022