Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.
Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"
Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"
by Brannick October 27, 2013
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Get the larry the legend mug.Literal Larry is the subconscious personality in all of us that comes out when conversing with another individual. He hears a sentence, comment, statement or question from a person, and instantly distorts it by conjoing words initially intended to have a different meaning...and then responds to the newly constructed grouping of words instead of the original intended ones...
1.)
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
Me: What did she look like?
You: She was short, cute, spanish, glasses.
Me: anddd what do spanish glasses look like?
Oh! oops, sorry that was literal larry...
2.)
Surely you can´t be serious!
I am serious, and don´t ever call me Shirly.
Literal larry struck again!
by Oso Polar March 15, 2011
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In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.
In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.
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