Moon Glue

Moon Gluing is the act of pressing one’s bare butt cheeks to a clear window with an audience on the other side whilst proceed to shit and swipe like applying glue.

“Dude, did you see Tommy’s Moon Glue video?”
“Yeah man, Mrs. Trista’s face was pricesless watching Tommy’s cheeks slide up and down leaving a shit trail!”

by The infamous defecator July 02, 2024

cock glue

semen

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I filled her mouth with cock glue.

by iL0VEbeer May 30, 2024

Pandora glue

When you can't leave your desk because Pandora is playing every song you've ever loved.

I really had to step out to pee but I couldn't. I was held in place with Pandora glue.

by Emarie21 June 16, 2016

Glue balloons

We should add it.

N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them

I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons

by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024

glue balloon

When it’s so hot and sweaty that a man’s balls (balloons) glue to the inside of his thighs and feel like they are stuck

Can someone do something about this heat?? My glue balloons are driving me crazy!! Anyone have some powder?

by USMCSaxman June 14, 2024

Glue Balloons

Testicals

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024