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After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".
Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
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After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"
by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013
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happily eva after

To get a fair chance of being with the person of your dreams
Larrane - "If Glenn likes that girl then he will wanna marry me, I'm soooo hot now"
Justina - "I bet if you ask that asshole Glenn to help you with something we can use Facebook to make it appear as if he wants you the most instead of what the situation actually is"

Larrrane - "Great plan! After we sell the stuff I buy with the credit cards I stole from the nice people who took me off the street bc I'm soooooooooooo hot and buy dope let's get busy making sure Glenn doesn't even get a chance to live happily Eva after.
Justina - "Serves him right for backing away EVERY time u tryed to eat his face with your fake model self"
Larrane - "And it serves her right for being the girl Glenn told me he wanted to hook up with when I asked why he wouldn't bang me in the90's"
by OBH1514 April 20, 2014
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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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after school wack

The performance of masturbating after a school day; usually to relieve stress.
Jerry told Susan about his after school wack, so she decided to help him.

Susan loved a good after school wack.
by Pluvio March 19, 2016
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After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"
Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )
by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022
mugGet the After sex grumpymug.

McChicken after a McDickin

To order a delivery of McDonals after a good hard railing!
Damn, that was some good workout we had there wanna get a McChicken after a McDickin
by Tarzinator February 4, 2023
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