“Hello mate, you look knackered !!”
“Totally !! I issued that fit HR bird at work some lamb dagger last night”
“Totally !! I issued that fit HR bird at work some lamb dagger last night”
by Stoniewearer April 05, 2024
by Doglover28956347 May 15, 2022
by Jerrytheblack May 08, 2018
by Trumtitties August 27, 2019
Birthed from the Spanish pi dimension and is worshipped all around the world.
Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.
Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.
I love the lamb of god!!!
by Chaoschamp March 25, 2018
by CRAazi April 28, 2022
What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024