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by Foor251 February 23, 2021
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Mind Fuggler

A man in a tight speedo and a mask that the naked eye cant see.

The defiler of heads and the fuggler of thoughts.
I was in the park the other day and I saw the mind fuggler, humping everyones head.
by Gizzly Adams November 21, 2010
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Interstate of mind

Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.
"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"

"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."
by dedle January 2, 2012
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Mind Reader

A mind reader is a person or machine that can tell what people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, Disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind Reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!!”

Mind reader: “I must not, a mind reader should never reveal their secrets.”

Josh: “Oh yeah, the three rules. I’m sorry, I understand and respect your personal space.”

Mind Reader: “ Yes, Have a Wonderful day!”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
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Keep that in mind

A phrase used when someone offers you useless or moronic advice, which will be immediately disregarded but you do not want to offend them, sparing their weak minds.
Them: Hey maybe you should join the Army. You know that its a great way to see the world. You will become more of an individual and nowadays they can place you in jobs that won't involve you having your limbs blown off or your face looking like Freddy Krueger's.

You: Ya, sure. I'm gonna keep that in mind.
by Ragingdrunk January 10, 2010
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Mind Rape

A maddening act of bizarre behavior which inevitably forces one to question their own sanity due to the shocking disbelief that overwhelms the mind with a shattering and intensive blow while holding its victim in a complete state of alluring awe.
Bryan mind raped John with many degrading words.

When John found himself in a strange opportunity that belittled him, Bryan mind raped him during the seductive act using his powerful words.

John knew it was wrong, yet he helplessly liked it.

John did as Bryan directed him and found himself doing what he recently opposed.

John thought to himself, "Wow Bryan totally mind raped me."
by SeaWhale March 9, 2014
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mind fucking

Convincing yourself that by over analyzing a situation you can gain control over it when, in reality, it is impossible to control.
He was mind fucking himself trying to figure out what he could do to make her love him.
by chelseachelsea April 2, 2007
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