scabby-arsed

Of poor quality, not up to scratch. Can refer to quality of workmanship etc. Also applicable to someone who has let their standards drop in their appearance, " She's looking a bit scabby-arsed."
She's looking scabby-arsed
by skullhead. September 07, 2012
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arse-rider

An annoying prink who latches onto your exact walk speed and trajectory and then continues to follow you 'up your arse' all the journey. Can only be stopped with a sudden halt, which may result in a rear-ending, depending on how closely they are following you. Also applicable when driving.
E'yar mate this dickhead behind us is being a right arse-rider! He has followed us all the way home. I am about to slam on the brakes, hopefully he fucks off.
by leede November 06, 2015
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Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
by 3-Man July 01, 2016
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Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"
by Steve Bush March 16, 2004
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dumb arse

1) A person who cannot answer anything in school

2) someone who is literally dumber than an arse

3) a type of donkey that is a slow learner
you failed ur test, your such a dumb arse
that boy's such a dumb arse
Thats not a smart arse thats a dumb arse
by Adchwa March 15, 2008
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Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.
'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'
by Peter Lawson February 01, 2009
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arse comedy

A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.
The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy
by mike_stx March 06, 2007
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