loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 14, 2009

noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017

lanky noodle

Luke hemmings q member of 5 seconds of summer

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up

by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018

ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.

Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.

by Shitslappss December 25, 2019

Scdoosh noodles

Scdoosh noodles is a made up word that Sam Golbach calls is fandom, He recently started doing it in his sit down videos. Overall i think Scdoosh noodles is a great word for Sam Golbach's fans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Sam Golbach?
Friend 2: Yeah! Im in his fandom were also known as Scdoosh noodles.

by -cloe._.bear- October 30, 2020