Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024

Nonce

1. Nonce, is a pervert regardless of gender. More oftenly used as an inside joke between friends. More common in England than in other parts of the UK. Most of the people referred to as nonces are because they are acting in a peado-sih manner.

Jinx keeps on making everything sexual in the chat so Chlobra calls her out on it. "Jinx, you're being a right nonce. If you keep making these jokes I'm going to tell your girlfriend that you're a nonce."

by MaryQueenOfScots November 21, 2020

nonce

when a person does perverted things to young childern be them male or female

person 1: dude did you hear what kayden did to that minor?
person 2: yeah i did they are such a nonce

by yourmom69696696996966969696969 July 29, 2022