tattoo moment

A moment or event that would stay with you for a lifetime just the way a tattoo sticks with you

e.g 1: damn!! shooting that bitch was a tattoo moment!

e.g 2: Tochy smashed 3 bitches at the same time! thats got to be his best tattoo moment

by slimmix December 1, 2010

Homer Moment

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

by Michael Geico September 23, 2010

douche moment

when a 'friend' displays immaturity through a pay-out or put down, usually a completely random insult to achieve sadistic pleasure such as facebook 'likes'. only a real douche bag of a guy would randomly pay-out another. this cannot be titled to a true friend, as no true friend would do it. several things can happen before a douche moment; his mum could be selling herself, his girlfriend on pms, feeling unloved or sad with being a failure.

Alex: "hey i heard Daniel's being a real ass to Sam"
Joe: "yeah did you see what Daniel wrote on his wall?"
Alex: "yeah that was a real douche moment"

by imagit July 3, 2012

Wheels Moment

A Wheels Moment is an event, typically positive, that evokes emotion and surprise, or calls to mind a familiar feeling. Wheels Moments are generally cool.

"I ate an entire pad of sticky notes, what a Wheels Moment."

"No way you did something so wild, that's such a Wheels Moment!"

by Wheels Wizard January 3, 2023

Beef Moment

A short, passing disagreement shared between acquaintances. A bit of beef, lasting briefly.

"Jeez Matthew, can't we ever watch anything other than Tim Duncan highlights?"
"Whoa Emily, do you really have a problem with The Big Fundamental?!"
"No, you're right, those five rings deserve some respect."
"Phew, it was about to get heated, I'm glad it was just a beef moment"

by Mugsy Toads August 3, 2015

kanokari moment

A kanokari moment is a moment when a manga seems like its going to have a confession scene but then some random event happens that stops the confession and keeps the manga going for however longer
named after the manga Rent A girlfriend where the author constantly teases progress but nothing really happens or not much changes

"Wow i can't wait for Manbagi To Confess to Tadano and get rejected"
"bro don't worry they'll be a kanokari moment and it won't happen yet"
"ok good"

by Moonlit Copper January 29, 2021

Cloud Moment

Fucking up a social interaction so much that people will question if you're even a human being

Punchy Lady: Here's your drink. Would you like to pay in cash or credit?
Twink: Uhhm... I... Uuh... Crebit?
Arm Gun Man: Wow! That really was a Cloud Moment!

by Sephiroth from Final Fantasy February 25, 2021