camel tan

camel tan-verb. the act of spreading your scrotum while tanning to evenly distribute the sunlight on your sack so that every nook and cranny is covered.

I will be going to the tanning bed this week and make sure I get a camel tan.

by Joe326 March 12, 2011

tan head

A derogatry term for a person of middle eastern origin. A Tan Head. Also used by the Military to identify Terrorists.

RPG! RPG! That was Close F******G Tan Head

by Munkey_man October 20, 2006

African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.

Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018

Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it

Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan

by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015

Temple Tan

When someone feels that every single part of their body needs to be tanned, so they take a self-tanning device and tan their temple.

Bro, I just used my self-tanner to do a temple tan. Hope I don't get skin cancer!

by Medium Mac May 2, 2022

Burn-Tan

A burn-tan occurs when the original subject burns after being in the sun for a number of hours and then within 24 hours appears only tan and not at all burnt.

Lucky bastard burn-tans.

by AnAsshole4Life July 8, 2011

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010