Naked Time

"naked time is only appropriate during humping or pre-hump activities, and shower time"

that's what my girl considers naked time.

by bigjohnny January 18, 2005

Naked Nest

(n.) a smooth, shaved vagina. Often sought out by the naked bird.

1. "My cock hungry bitch shaved her beaver last night. Now the ho has a naked nest!"

2. "My naked bird was digging in her naked nest when I pulled it out and spat some love juice on it."

by CyberUrban April 13, 2005

Naked rider

A naked woman that rides the mechanical bull at a night club or honkytonk. Often hire to do that for entertainment by the owners.

Kathy is a naked rider down at the blue horn bar.

by Deep blue 2012 November 09, 2009

naked woman

the penis.
comes from the slang that truckers use.

That trucker's got a rubber for his naked woman.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 04, 2009

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 06, 2010

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

hot naked

Attractive and butt naked. A perfect mix.

Alyssia's hot naked.

by fub9wry7tqiwrar3wr3 May 10, 2022