Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 5, 2019

meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 14, 2006

Swag Muffin

Someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.

The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."

by 2str0ng4u November 20, 2011

muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

by furiousgnu April 9, 2009

Muffin Party

1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest

2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins

Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight

by Arsefff March 26, 2011

noob muffin

A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.

Duggan you noob muffin stop shooting your own teamate you we-tard!!>!>!>! nub...

by Barry Barry August 14, 2006

Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.

Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.

by The Muffin Man April 29, 2004