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Mastard

That mastard just won't quit!
by betocito April 30, 2006
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mista Ed

a talking horse on tv
by nicollette October 8, 2004
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mastarvation

Not being able to masturbate usually to ejaculation, such as being forced into a public situation for an extended amount of time, or not being allowed to by another person.
I'm saving my baby gravy up for a week for an epic load and have the worst case of mastarvation.
by dole23b July 23, 2011
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backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies
Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*
by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010
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boof masta

One who boofs the most, who is the master of all boofs. No one can boof better than him. But you can challenge him or her to a boof off. Odds are slim as to you being the new Boof Masta.
by Tha Boof Masta January 28, 2014
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mestado

1. A Spanish name
2. What ARMASIEL thinks is the opposite of an ego: suicidal tendencies. But we all know it really isn't.
1. Mestado y Hernandez tienen mucho hambre!
2. ARMASIEL is a complete dumbfuck so he tried to tell Evil Zak some bullshit about a mestado being a desire to commit hari-kiri. But Evil Zak was smart enough to look up the word on various sites, and so ARMASIEL was owned.
by Evil Zak August 1, 2003
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mastababa

A sexy Dutch traveling web guru with Iranian origins.
Johan: Wow, that website is dope!
Chris: Yeah, the developer must be Mastababa.
Johan: I wish I could write code like Mastababa.
by Zambuck October 19, 2008
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