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modern historian

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."
by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017
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Modern Racism

To use a term of color or shade to describe a person or group in 2020 and beyond.
You called me a white/black/red/yellow man/women. Which is modern racism because you are breeding negative diversity, which causes people to fight more about modern racism.
by Modern Racism July 4, 2020
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Modern Romance

A photo/ Instagram aesthetic made popular by Influencer, Mina Marlena. This aesthetic combines European inspiration, vintage film vibes and romantic details like soft pink roses, long flowing princess dresses, and corsets/lingerie style clothing. Artistic angles and the thoughtful use of props such as newspapers, books, bouquets of flowers & film cameras are seen frequently in this photo aesthetic. This aesthetic feels like Juliet waiting for Romeo on her balcony but make it 2022, and she’s taking selfies on her iphone.
I love the Modern Romance aesthetic on Instagram, it’s so pretty!
by bouchercherub87 April 10, 2022
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Modern Rock

A Subculture that Currently has no name, as it is very young. Members generally listen to obscure and old bands, such as Dogmatic and Green River. Most members own a Record Player, and make music influenced by Grunge, Rock and Punk.
They do not care for fashion, they were what is Comfortable.

Pop Sucks!
Steven is really into Dogmatic, he must be a Modern Rock fan!
by RISPB*& June 9, 2020
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Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside
"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"
by poopsock911 October 26, 2019
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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time
I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.
Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.
by flightfacilities February 19, 2022
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