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Flying mustache

Trim your pubic hair and keep it In your hand. While having sex, you cum on the victims upper lip and throw the pubs on to make the flying mustache
Dude, she gave me head... But I gave her a flying mustache
by S.Push March 7, 2009
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glazed doughnut mustache

it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.
Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!
by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006
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Mustache Manuary

31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"
Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?

Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
by Ckleeb December 12, 2009
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mistechnicality

(n.) A rule, charter, ordinance, or law used to effect a result opposite the intent of the rule, charter, ordinance, or law.

mistechnical (adj.), mistechnically (adv.) indicates that a rule, charter, ordinance, or law is, was, or will be used to effect a result opposite the intent of the rule, charter, ordinance, or law.
A good example of mistechnicality is the current use of copyright law: intended to protect individuals' creations from copying by large powerful entities (i.e. corporations), now used to protect corporations from having any competition from the individual.

It was mistechnical use of the law that won the trial.

The exective order promoting the employee should have been stamped by five officers, but, by negligence, it was only stamped by four, so the employee mistechnically didn't get promoted.
by TeeGeeRoo August 20, 2010
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Mustaching

The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.
Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!

Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
by RideMaLightin' November 17, 2011
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Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
by HYEP January 2, 2012
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mustache cowboy

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.
Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.
by MegStin September 1, 2015
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