Meeting the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”

by suckmah October 27, 2020

Mexting

It’s like sexting but with memes.

Person 1: Dude me and my girl were mexting last night.

Person 2: Super cool did you get off to her memes?

by Nibbaabbin November 14, 2020

Meeting

When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.

Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?

by JRs wife November 22, 2020

Melting creamsicle

When cum drips out of the vagina after a cream pie

“I pulled down my pants to shower and was dripping cum, I’m a melting creamsicle”

by Xoxodevilish December 1, 2020

meeting geisha

The one woman invited to a meeting but she is just there for show and is supposed to be quiet like a geisha.

Liz was our meeting geisha for the account review meeting

by Robt January 10, 2021

Mexting

To text only using memes

John : *sends a sexual meme with a dick pic*
Jenny : *sends the "u about to get yo ass blocked" meme and block him*
They're mexting

by Zzzzie April 11, 2021

Meltingmellons

A dumbass who thinks shin loves her and not me🤣🤣

“Have you heard of Meltingmellons?”
“The dumbass who thinks shin loves her?”
“Yes!”

by Kaeya😼 August 30, 2021