mereman hair

When a men dyes his hair and or beard in brigth colors like blue, green, pink or purple.

- hey look at that dude blue beard.
- he got the mereman hair.

by LordTrevy November 23, 2015

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016

Merminder

A sad reminder.

This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.

by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016

mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.

"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"

by Viksin April 25, 2016

Mermble

A murmuring mumble to someone.

Cat: Hey Billy, you want to play catch the knife.
Billy: 'mermbleing'.
Cat: sorry Billy, but I cant hear you over your crippling depression.
Billy: I said FUCK YOU.
Cat: Well... I would like too, but i just don't care enough to.

by WileyN14 November 3, 2016

mermalopia

a collection of beautiful things

i called my spotify playlist of shazamed songs mermalopia because its songs that caught my attention through their vibes

by princessfatpye December 12, 2016

merkmaid man

A teenage male playing Call Of Duty while high as fuck and drinking Kool-Aid

Yo MerkMaid Man, let's go smoke another bowl!

by Dankmeemees May 20, 2017