Max

A man child that spends all day playing crucible on destiny but can’t manage to carry people through trials. What a fucking chode. Thinks the game only exists for pvp players. Get a life.

Damn that destiny player is such a Max.

by Badbaddirtybad October 8, 2020

Max

A stupid ass bitch that no one likes, and everyone talks shit about him. He's a fake ass nigga, dates the ugliest girls. He's ugly and retarded . He disrespects girl and makes them feel insecure. He's a dickhead that no one fucking likes.

" Who's that." Thats Max the stupid cunt. No one likes him

by cjecjejvjnvkrenvkfevklenvernvi February 24, 2019

Max

Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig

Wow hi max your awfully nice today

by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019

Max

A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019

Max

Max is a person .He likes fortnite .the end

Person1”hey do you know what max is doing ”
Person2”He’s probably playing fortnite “

by Ireallydontknow1 December 14, 2018

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018

Max

Max is just the max in everything, he’s so hot, got an elephant dick, eight pack, very talented and is a really good guy. He always brightens everyone’s day no matter what, and is a great friend to hangout with. He has an extremely good personality and just goes about things smoothly and deals with problems smoothly. Although he’s not the smartest and not the tallest everyone loves him and wants to be friends with him.

#max
#goat
#theman

by Bobby Riewoldt March 31, 2019