Driver who rushes up behind you while youโre driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.
Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.
by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.
Noun
low level manager (๐ฑ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ข๐ญ low level managers)
1. (๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค, ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ, ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ฃ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ข๐ญ) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.
Noun
low level manager (๐ฑ๐ญ๐ถ๐ณ๐ข๐ญ low level managers)
1. (๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ค, ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ, ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด๐ช๐ฃ๐ญ๐บ ๐ฅ๐ช๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ค๐ต๐ข๐ญ) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024

The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022

Phrase used when something important can't be found because that one manager who always sticks things in random places was the last one to use it.
by Portalmaker April 11, 2022

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.
by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

"Lauren is such a problem manager, she takes care of everything and is the best manager we have ever seen EVER"
by CClense456 July 27, 2022
