a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
by Vancandy69 December 12, 2009
Get the muddy totem polemug. by Snipedog22 August 25, 2016
Get the Muddy Jew Harpmug. A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.
Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.
by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021
Get the Muddy snow gunmug. When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".
by Richardo - X January 21, 2008
Get the Muddy foot printmug. I got stuck in a muddy driveway.
Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.
Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.
Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.
Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.
by R. Lot April 11, 2010
Get the Stuck in a muddy drivewaymug. A Muddy Cow Pie is when you have all of the anal sex with a woman of your choice, and when she sucks your penis, verigood, she accidentally sucks her own shit and proceeds to throw up. You now have the opportunity to perform said Muddy Cow Pie by using her puke as a lubricant to shove your cock right back in their. This action can be perform multiple times if she continues to puke or nut to give.
“I originally thought that puke wouldn’t go well in my penis, but then I attempted the Muddy Cow Pie and did I love it!
by MCP Squared December 3, 2019
Get the Muddy Cow Piemug. when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face
by anal fisting October 13, 2008
Get the Alabama muddy wilsonmug.