llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

by putaslovemeniggashateme September 6, 2015

talya fama llama ding dong dolan garrix

The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.

She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix

by Lifithellama September 7, 2016

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 4, 2016

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

llama

Llama is a type of pistol that was originally known as Llama-Gabilondo y Cia SA, was a Spanish arms company founded in 1904 under the name Gabilondo and Urresti. It later became a trademarked name in 1932 and is revered for it's small size and large caliber for conceal and carry. It also means "flame" in Spanish.

"I got that drama, you don't want no problems
Dial up that llama, boy you know what it is" - T.I.

"No mercy, go Earthly, cock and make the llama sound" - Tech N9ne

by hammurai September 23, 2017

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 9, 2019