lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.

Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria

by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

Lawn doctor

A lawn doctor is a smoothy made from fresh raw grass clippings, iceberg lettuce, mushrooms, black pepper and orange juice.

Honey goes well.. so does Gin, it tastes OK an gives most people wind.

I've just gone to the shop and the park an gona make myself a lawn doctor.

by Rilighan May 13, 2020

Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.

I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.

by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020

Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.

Let's go for a lawn dart.

by Maksmis June 14, 2020