Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
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lawn pig

A baby Border Collie mix whose fluffiness and round body make them look like a small fat pig when they root around on the grass.
Hey your Lawn Pig is getting too close to the road.
by Wocky July 26, 2017
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lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 23, 2024
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shave the lawn

When you go to mow the lawn but you go out with a razor and start shaving the lawn.
Can you go shave the lawn?
by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 05, 2019
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mow my lawn

I need some beaners to mow my lawn
by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023
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lawn pizza

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard
by Vandy80 February 19, 2021
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lawn wrecker

a person who likes to ruin people's fucking lawns for a living
The lawn wrecker got stuck on lawn and landed on train track.
by blue-eyed wonder September 17, 2020
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