happy bit-lated birthday

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
by augustonovato April 22, 2010
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better late than never

A phrase following a belated event.
Dude #1: My girlfriend's period was a week late. I was freaking out!!!
Dude #2: Better late than never...
Dude #1: Yeah, no kidding!
by tcufrog08 July 23, 2008
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your ass is late to class

The bell that rings rough six minutes after the get your ass to class bell, signyfing you are late to class.
Ah, shit! That's the your ass is late to class bell
by faerygirl956 February 19, 2006
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late-day onset (LDO)

When a hangover comes roaring in later in the day instead of first thing in the morning. Or, the hangover itself.
"The morning was great, but the late-day onset (LDO) was brutal."
by what is dylar April 12, 2010
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late night corn roast

1. eating an ear of corn and then pooping in someone's mouth the next day

2. sticking an ear of corn up someone's ass and then eating it and/or feeding it to the dog
I made some sick corn on the grill last night, yo. It was tits! The next day, my old lady came over for a little late night corn roast.
by Dik Shonary September 30, 2011
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the best talk show in the history of talk shows. includes Conan O'Brien the Max Weinberg 7 the Masturbating Bear cone-zone pierre bernard's recliner of rage if you don't watch it, it could quite possibly be the biggest mistake of your life.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien will be on after the no-talent Tonight Show which will be taken over by his comical genius, Conan, soon. Until then, try not to let Leno put you to sleep while waiting for the best hour of TV nightly.
by chipwhitley May 25, 2005
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Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
I AM FILLING YOU LIFE WITH DNF
Late nights in the middle of June

Example 1:
Person 1: I burn you?
Person 2: you melt me.
Example 2:
Person 1: you melt me.
Person 2: oh c’mon now
by jaybear27 June 19, 2021
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